how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:
Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:
- He said rape happens for a reason.
- When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him.
- When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”.
- He’s a spoiled little brat.
Not legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:
- He looks ‘feminine’
- you think he’s gay
- His voice sounds ‘feminine’
she looks exactly like her dad!
Im not crying its my allergies. Im allergic to childhood pains
I’M ACTUALLY CRYING
I hope she ends up with a show someday at least as successful as her father’s.
Some people hated him for some silly reason or another I don’t remember, but he raised so much awareness of wildlife and conservation and left such a void in our popular culture…what the hell do we have now? Hillbilly huntin’ n’ killin’ hour on Animal Planet?
Steve Irwin was a good dude. He did a lot of good for the animal kingdom, and he had a fucking ball doing it.
